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July 14, 2010 \pm\31 5:37 pm

Speaking of zombie porn, have you read Tom Beckett’s Little Book of Zombie Poems (also included in Unprotected Texts: Selected Poems 1978-2006 from Meritage Press)? Oh no, you’re too busy spanking it to your arty zombie porn videos. Well, you know what they say about it being difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there.

Read these poems or get your ass ripped open by some animated nympho corpse.  It’s your choice.

Never

Never
have
phone
sex
with
zombies.
There.
You
have
been
warned.

Zombie Psycho-physiology

Zombies have
no Inside.
They are
our projections
melded with
their reflections.

Eros and Necrosis

If zombies
make love
they begin
to fall
apart. Eros
and necrosis
are fearsome
mates. Making
love with
zombies can
never be
without consequence.
If you
give suck
to zombie
tongue it
will become
ashes in
your mouth.

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7 Comments
  1. July 14, 2010 \pm\31 5:46 pm 5:46 pm

    Zombies are, like, almost as trendy as talking about oil spills!

  2. July 14, 2010 \pm\31 6:06 pm 6:06 pm

    Or just staring at your own chesticle!

    Zombie love, baby.

  3. July 14, 2010 \pm\31 8:09 pm 8:09 pm

    This makes me sad for zombies and zombie lovers:

    If you
    give suck
    to zombie
    tongue it
    will become
    ashes in
    your mouth.

  4. July 14, 2010 \pm\31 8:14 pm 8:14 pm

    And people say vampire romances are doomed.

  5. Robin Elizabeth Sampson permalink
    July 14, 2010 \pm\31 11:53 pm 11:53 pm

    I just realized that I prefer zombies to vampires. Hmmmmmm

  6. Tom Beckett permalink
    August 4, 2010 \am\31 11:25 am 11:25 am

    Thank you, Reb!

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