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July 28, 2010 \am\31 9:36 am

WEDNESDAY
They done put a damn boot on my car lil Ray Ray go get the screwdriver so we can unloosen this (@NO_TATS_B )

THURSDAY
There are SHREDS of POO in this train toilet. People of England, have you no shame? (@kirstylogan)

FRIDAY
Twenty years from now I’ll look back at this feeling that I’m gonna barf from putting together furniture in a warm room as my wake up call. (@weselec)

SATURDAY
This spa is active at night! There is some sort of grunting contest afoot in the Turkish baths! Jolly good fun, but I’m reading Proust. (@gentlemansdiary)

SUNDAY
It takes one shitty ass white person to complain about a swimming pool. (@3rdand10)

MONDAY
I saw two kids in Whole Foods this weekend fighting over who got to smell the raw fish first. #lottachanges (@egabbert)

TUESDAY
Awww naw bg’s attacking me hope I don’t fall sleep on the toilet lmfao zzzzzzzz lol (@moneymike804)

Vote for tweet of the week in the comments section–like Bob Saget used to make you do. Winner will be announced next Wednesday.

 

 

 

 

 

The winner of last week’s finalists, with a RESOUNDING two votes, is…

Something rare in the wild…an Asian smoking Newports…didnt even look like she knew what she was doing. (@akilshohen)

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8 Comments
  1. July 28, 2010 \am\31 11:38 am 11:38 am

    haha, lil ray ray is a great car name. i’m afraid gentlemansdiary gets my vote, though.

    • July 28, 2010 \pm\31 12:21 pm 12:21 pm

      That’s an interesting analysis, Ani. I thought lil Ray Ray was a friend being asked to get the screwdriver to remove the boot from the car.

      • July 28, 2010 \pm\31 1:47 pm 1:47 pm

        ahahaha! so it is, melissa. ah, the power of commas (and clear minds).

      • July 28, 2010 \pm\31 2:25 pm 2:25 pm

        But a car named lil Ray Ray reminds me of this holy goodness.

      • July 28, 2010 \pm\31 7:02 pm 7:02 pm

        Rest in peace Pimp C. Your hand was strong.

  2. July 28, 2010 \pm\31 1:56 pm 1:56 pm

    I’m going with @weselec, I can smell the eightball right through that tweet.

    • July 28, 2010 \pm\31 3:43 pm 3:43 pm

      Co-signed. Eightball of meth, even. Meth from Fresno.

  3. July 28, 2010 \pm\31 2:15 pm 2:15 pm

    Player. @moneymike804

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