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The astrology of rejection letters: Scorpio.

August 1, 2010 \pm\31 3:45 pm

Dear Landon,

Call it editorial intuition but we have a sneaking suspicion that you’ve been talking behind our backs. Just because we’re paranoid doesn’t mean…whatever. The point is, not only do we regret to inform you that we have not found a place for your work—we are personally going to make sure that no other publication ever has a place for your work again. Never. Ever. Again.

Don’t cross us Landon.

The Editors

P.S. As an addendum, may we suggest that we are open to sexual favors.

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3 Comments
  1. S. Price permalink
    August 2, 2010 \pm\31 12:36 pm 12:36 pm

    first, bahahahaha!!! good call on the grudge! little off on the paranoia (though i’ve been told i’m pretty trusting – for a scorpio). cynicism would’ve been better…but loved it! ;-)

  2. August 2, 2010 \pm\31 2:00 pm 2:00 pm

    My moon is in Scorpio. Double obsessive.
    Also, I like “bahahahaha!!!” It makes me happy.

  3. August 3, 2010 \pm\31 11:45 pm 11:45 pm

    Ha! Perfect.

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