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The astrology of rejection letters: Leo.

August 2, 2010 \am\31 9:36 am

Dear Landon,

Unfortunately, your poems are not a fit for the journal. To improve your chances of acceptance in the future, please omit your bio and instead include a literary rendering of MY bio in one of the following forms:

* Adulatory sonnet

* Devotional sestina

* Preemptive elegy

* Ode

* Laudatory villanelle

* Sycophantic rondeau

* Bootlicking haiku

Thanks,

The Editor

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One Comment
  1. August 5, 2010 \am\31 5:43 am 5:43 am

    Bang on! And not that you asked (but I’ll tell you anyway because I am one), I’m a Leo. :)

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