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The astrology of rejection letters: Cancer.

August 4, 2010 \am\31 9:10 am

Dear Landon,

Your submission was so upsetting that my doctor had to create an entirely new cocktail–a pinata, if you will–of anti-depressants for me. I briefly considered jumping off the roof of my building to alleviate my suffering, however, this would require leaving the house. Instead I took to my bed with Celine’s Journey to the End of the Night, Primo Levi’s Survival in Auschwitz and a favorite Elliott Smith playlist to cheer myself up.

I am feeling better now, thanks. But I want nothing to do with your submission.

The Editor

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2 Comments
  1. August 5, 2010 \am\31 5:41 am 5:41 am

    This sounds more like a Pisces to me!

  2. August 5, 2010 \pm\31 1:12 pm 1:12 pm

    Dear Editor,

    Sometimes great art has that effect on empathetic people.

    Yours,

    Landon

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