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Pop quiz: Confessions of a Video Vixen.

August 23, 2010 \pm\31 3:12 pm

1. The correct spelling of Karrine Steffans’ nickname is:
A. Superhead
B. Super Head
C. Supahhead
D. Supah Head

2. When Karrine tells Kool G Rap that she is pregnant, he responds:
A. “Havin my baby…what a lovely way of sayin how much you love me.”
B. “Whose is it?”
C. “Bitch, I don’t care. Get out.”
D. “Papa don’t preach.”

3. Which of the following is not an element of Ice T’s pimp room?
A. Red velvet curtains
B. Lava lamp
C. Video camera
D. A pimptionary

4. Karrine and Ray J go to see this film four times:
A. Next Friday
B. Dude Where’s My Car?
C. Big Mama’s House
D. Chocolat

5. Whilst making love to Ja Rule, Karrine hears the lyrics to which of the following songs in her head:
A. Silk’s Freak Me
B. The Isley Brothers’ Voyage to Atlantis
C. PM Dawn’s Die Without You 
D.  Blackstreet’s No Diggity
E.  Boyz II Men’s Water Runs Dry
F. Wilson Pickett’s I’m In Love
G. Adam Sandler’s The Chanukah Song

6. Karrine experiences sex with Dr. Dre as:
A. Funky like an old batch of collard greens
B. Realer than real deal Holyfield
C. Never been on a ride like this befo’
D. None of the above

7. Karrine and Fred Durst go on a first date to:
A. P.F. Chang’s
B. Roscoes Chicken and Waffle
C. Sizzler
D. Rehab

8. Which of the following gentlemen does not receive any of Superhead’s super head…at least not in the book?
A. Vin Diesel
B. Jay-Z
C. Snoop
D. Diddy
E. Shaq
F. Bobby Brown

9. Karrine loses weight for her role in A Man Apart using the _____________ diet.
A. Cabbage Soup
B. Pilates and codeine syrup
C. Atlanta nights and Belvedere vodka
D. Swishers and herb

10. DMX takes poetic license with which of these slogans
A.
It’s not accidents that kill people. Seat belts kill people.
B. Ho’s not drugs
C. A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush
D. From small beginnings big deezies come

11. Usher and Karrine eat which of the following fast foods in bed:
A.
Butterfinger McFlurry
B. Subway subs
C. Entire Mexican fiesta section of Wendy’s Superbar
D. Hardees star-shaped chicken nuggets

12. Karrine has her great epiphany on:
A. The Late Show with Dave Letterman
B. An orthodontist’s chair with Lil Wayne
C. Peyote with Erica Badu
D. The bathroom floor at Mr. Chow

13. Would Karrine do it all again?
A. Yes, in a heartbeat
B. Oh hell no

**EXTRA CREDIT: Post-publication, Karrine married (and then divorced) a star from which of the following TV shows?
A. Amen
B. 227
C. Family Matters
D. Sanford and Son

Answers below after the vid, featuring our protagonist in an orange halter top.

ANSWERS:

1. A. Superhead

2. C. “Bitch, I don’t care. Get out.”

3. B. Lava lamp

4. C. Big Mama’s House

5. B. The Isley Brothers’ Voyage to Atlantis

6. D. None of the above

7. A. P.F. Chang’s

8. C. Snoop

9. C. Atlanta nights and Belvedere vodka

10. A. It’s not accidents that kill people. Seat belts kill people.

11. B. Subway subs

12. D. The bathroom floor at Mr. Chow

13. A. Yes, in a heartbeat

EXTRA CREDIT:  C. Family Matters

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6 Comments
  1. Keith S. Wilson permalink
    August 23, 2010 \pm\31 5:12 pm 5:12 pm

    One of my favorite Mystikal songs. You know. Up until he blackmailed a woman into giving him oral sex. Then I’m not so much a fan

    • August 23, 2010 \pm\31 5:54 pm 5:54 pm

      One needs to be able to compartmentalize in this world. Or does one?

  2. Richard D. Allen permalink
    August 23, 2010 \pm\31 5:33 pm 5:33 pm

    Thanks. Now I want to go to P.F. Chang’s.

    • August 23, 2010 \pm\31 5:50 pm 5:50 pm

      Fred ordered five plates and sampled a bit from each.

  3. liz permalink
    August 29, 2010 \am\31 11:47 am 11:47 am

    now i want to read this book

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