Skip to content

Getting to know: Jillian Weise.

September 10, 2010 \am\30 10:00 am

[In which WWAATD asks vapid questions culled from various teen magazines to non-vapid, non-teenager types.]

Full Name: Jillian Weise
Age: 28
Height: Not tall enough for the fast rides
Currently Live: Greenville, SC
Hometown: Houston, TX
Instrument: Bailey’s
Secret Talent: Keeping secrets

What is the best thing about your job? I get to wear ball gowns and do voices.
What was your most embarrassing audition moment? Someone said, “How can you not know much about Greek mythology? All of Western literature is based on it.” To which I replied: “Your crippled gods do not impress me.” I was fired on the spot.
If you could live in any past era which would it be and why? Easy. 1300. Juan Ruiz—I will meet you in the bushes.
Who is your role model and why? Virginia Hall. Arch-enemy of the Gestapo.
What do you do for fun? Slay dragons.
Before I die, I want to: Pontoon.
When I fly I have to: Get up early.
If I had to spend $10 at my favorite fast food joint, I’d order: The Whataburger, Junior.
My coolest article of clothing: Nun-sailor shirt by Argentine designer Ffiocca.
My first financial splurge was: 4,000 pesos. The apartment came with machismo and a view.
Do you like to cook? Yes.
If so, what? Salsa.
TV show I never miss: I Shouldn’t Be Alive.
If you could interview any celeb whom would it be? Kelly Knox.
I’ll eat sushi, but not: Blonde tomatoes.
What are your best and worst subjects in high school? Best—Broadcast Journalism. Shout-out to Mrs. Fraser. Worst—Algebra II.
If you could be granted 3 wishes, they’d be… 1. Janet Danahey is no longer in prison for life. 2. Lula Belle Hendrix comes back for a chat on this porch. 3. Science and religion make friends with each other.
If I could gay-marry anyone in the world, he/she would be…Lindsay Lohan. She could work a lot out in her poetry.
Where on earth are you most dying to go? Back to Patagonia. This time with a Jeep.
What’s the last thing that made you cry? Larry Brown’s story “Old Soldiers.”
Do you ever wish you could just be a normal kid? No.
What would people be surprised to know about you? My extended family’s been living on the same piece of land for over a century.
Have you had a starstruck Hollywood experience? Who was it with? Ted Dansen and family.

Favorite Actor/Actress: Isabelle Huppert
Favorite Movie: Paris, Texas
Favorite Singer: Francis Quinlan
Favorite Song: “Bride & Groom” by Hop Along Queen Ansleis
Favorite Candy: Reese’s
Favorite Physicist: Paul Davies
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Rocky Road
Favorite Sport: Air hockey
Favorite Athlete: Larry McMurtry
Cell Phone or iPod: CB Radio
Summer or Winter: Winter
LA or New York: Buenos Aires
Chocolate or Flowers: Flowers


Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: