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The Naughty Librarian’s tricks and treats.

October 31, 2010 \pm\31 12:43 pm

First, carve yourself a pumpkin or two or 450.

Then prepare some tasty snacks. Bordeaux Grilled Rats? Creamed Mice? Addictive Coyote Droppings? (hmm, these do sound addictive!) Mealworm Fried Rice? You can get your mealworms here.

Properly pair wine with your candy. Unfortunately my state still has these damn blue laws and I’d have to run next door to NY to pick up the Shiraz to go with my Hershey’s Miniatures and Gewurztraminer to accompany the few candy corns we have left.

If you’re still at a loss for a costume, beware of the dangers of wearing a meat dress ala Lady Gaga.

Oh, and let’s not forget some naughty reading material!

How about some Halloween/election slash fiction?  Palin/O’Donnell, Kerry/Brown, and Stewart/Cooper/Maddow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DON’T FORGET TO VOTE!!! Go ahead, click it! You know you wanna. ;)

 

Happy Halloweennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

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