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Twenty minutes per pound at 325 degrees.

November 24, 2010 \am\30 11:30 am

These are the turkey cooking directions I wrote down twenty-nine years ago.

– Wash innards out thoroughly.

– Get out early, wash, dry inside and out.

– Cook 20 minutes per pound at 325 degrees.

– Make a foil tent to keep from overbrowning.

– Kitchen Bouquet and melt butter – brush on turkey.

-Salt and pepper.


This is not. But I laughed pretty damn hard. Like. A lot.


One Comment
  1. November 27, 2010 \pm\30 3:32 pm 3:32 pm

    this seems damn near like the inevitability of life.

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