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A look into the douche bag.

December 15, 2010 \pm\31 8:11 pm

What exactly is a “douche bag”? A bag one uses while douching? And what does the bag contain? Soap? Water? Perfume? Essential oils? Cream? And why have I never seen a douche bag? I’ve had a number of girlfriends, and I’ve been married 21 years. Why don’t you ever hear someone say: “I just bought a lovely douche bag. It’s covered with pink flowers”?

I go to museums all the time. Why don’t you ever see, at the Metropolitan Museum, a little display of Egyptian douche bags?

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